[psa] is your child suffering from teenage affluenza?

warning, not as funny as you would think at first.www.40hourfamine.com in Australia, www.30hourfamine.org in the USA.

I'm finally out to my mom.

My family has been asking what to get me for my birthday, all week. And last night, after being so good about sneaking around in the past, I blurted out, "well, if you really wanted to, it's expensive, but you could get me this Mac OS X upgrade."

My mom didn't know what that meant. So I explained, "you know how the Windows operating systems have upgrades, sometimes? Well, this is a Macintosh operating system upgrade, to version 10.5."

My mom said ok, understanding at a basic level. But then the bigger question hit: "do you have a Mac?"

"Mom... I've been a Mac user since 2005. Remember how I talked to you guys back then about this little machine, called the Mini? Well, I went ahead and bought it. I just didn't tell anyone, because I didn't want to get yelled at. This was with some of the last of the money I had while at SMU."

She briefly frowned, then. I wondered if it was because I'd switched, or because I'd concealed the fact since my awakening in college. But then she started talking about another subject, and the matter seemed dropped, at least for the time being.

She wants to see the Mini, and was impressed with the rated power useage, like I thought she might be (we were sitting in her hybrid car at the time), and she definitely didn't disown me, or say I'm going to hell. But I don't know how comfortable she's really going to be with me being a Mac user, yet. It's going to take time. I haven't decided yet whether I should tell my dad, either, or let her bring it up. And I don't know when I'll be ready to mention that the Mini and I are friendly but much more casual these days, as the love of my life is now a Macbook. A black Macbook.

What would be the playlist at your funeral?

Tonight I read an old post by someone who recently passed suddenly from my sphere of friends and acquaintances. He'd had the foresight to post what playlist he'd want for his funeral.

I've had a sort of playlist in my head for years, cheerful guy I am, but this has shown me that it really is a helpful thing to go ahead and put it down. So I'm going to do so here, but also extend the question to y'all: what songs would you want played at your funeral, or wake, or whatever you want to happen, if anything, when you're gone? On a related note, what songs would best reflect your life? (Don't post your own list below, just think about it, and make your own separate post if you want, so your wishes aren't lost later, either)

This might get too long. How long should a playlist be? How long should a funeral be? Do I even want a funeral? I only began thinking about this years ago because I don't want hymns. So far (and this will change, as I had a long list over time, but have forgotten some), here's what I have, probably in this order:

• Beethoviana (Theme from Clockwork Orange), by Wendy Carlos. (I imagine this one looping before and after the service)
• Great Pumpkin Waltz, by the Vince Guaraldi Trio.
• Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This), by the Eurythmics.
• Puttin' On The Ritz, by Taco.
• Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats.
• Friday, I'm In Love, by The Cure.
• One More Kiss, Dear, by Vangelis. (from the Bladerunner soundtrack)
• Lovesong, by The Cure.
• reprise #1.

Of the songs I've chosen, some are easy to explain, some only a few close friends and family may get and chuckle over, and one or two may remain enigmas. For these songs are not just favorites, but also the story of my life. I hope to add a few more before I'm done.

fly jumping?

Have you guys heard of "fly jumpers" before? Someone sent me a link to the website.
Looks dangerous, but if you can keep from falling backwards and getting paralyzed or worse, kinda fun.




What other weird devices are out there, that you've seen lately?

best elevators in the world?

Take a look at some of the coolest elevators in the world here.

Found in the comments: a link to images / video of an elevator going up through an aquarium!